Friday, October 29, 2021

It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown

 Release Date: October 27, 1966

Runtime: 25 minutes


      I've decided to end my horror marathon, on a family-friendly note. I feel that the fall/winter months is the time of year for Charlie brown, and I'm ending this marathon with everyone's favorite half-hour, Halloween special: It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown. Now, you should know what this short film is about. It's about everyone's favorite peanuts characters, who are celebrating Halloween by trick-or-treating, and attending a Halloween party, while Linus, who believes in something called "The Great Pumpkin," decides to go to the local pumpkin patch, and wait for "him" to appear.


Final Grade:

A+


Monday, October 25, 2021

Dune

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours 35 minutes

Release Date: October 22, 2021

Director: Denis Villeneuve

Starring: Timothee Chalamet, Rebecca Furguson, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, Jason Momoa, Zendaya


      This adaptation of the classic 1965 novel of the same name, Paul Atreides (Chalamet) is the son of a noble family who travels to the most dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future of his family and his people. I think it's my most favorite movie of the year. It's got really good looking visuals, it's better than the 1984 film, and I think it should definitely be seen in a theater, and NOT on HBO Max! Seriously people, if you wanna see this film (if you can), see it in a theater with the biggest screen, and the best sound system you can find (and afford). Parents, click here to decide whether or not let your kids see this film. Overall, I think it's my most favorite movie of the year, and it definitely lived up to the hype!


Final Grade:

A+

The Turning

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 34 minutes

Release Date: January 24, 2020

Director: Fiora Sigismondi

Starring: Mackenzie Davis, Finn Wolfhard


     A young governess is hired to look after an orphaned girl, but the return of the girls problematic brother uncovers secrets from the past. I don't think I really care for this movie. I do think, it's better than what everyone says. But the problem is that, you know when you see a movie for the first time, you sit there and your like "This is the ending. Nope, this is. Nope! This is! Finally, the movie's over!" Well, I don't think the studio could make up their minds on how to end this movie. Because, I think there are two endings! Parents, this movie is really intense. Towards the end of the film, I think the main character goes completely paranoia!. So, unless your teens are horror fans, keep your kids away from this film!


Final Grade:

D+

Monday, October 18, 2021

House at the end of the Street

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 41 minutes

Release Date: September 21, 2012

Director: Mark Tonderai

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue

         After moving with her mother to a small town, a teenager discovers that an accident occurred in the house at the end of the street. Only, things get more complicated. This movie, is not a good movie.  It has a plot twist that I think makes no sense, and I think only somebody who's really into horror, and just likes anything scary is gonna enjoy this film. Overall, I say skip it.


Final Grade:

D-

Friday, October 15, 2021

Winchester

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 39 minutes

Release Date: February 2, 2018

Director: The Spierig Brothers

Starring: Helen Mirren, Sarah Snook


      Ensconced in her sprawling San Jose, California Mansion, eccentric firearm heiress Sarah Winchester (Mirren) Believes she is haunted by the souls of people killed by the winchester repeating rifle. I thought this was a very interesting film. The last half hour was indeed the most intense. Parents: I don't think you'd wanna show your kids this film. It's pretty intense for them.


Final Grade:

C

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

No Time to Die

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours 43 minutes

Release Date: October 8, 2021

Director: Cary Joji Fukunaga

Starring: Daniel Craig, Lea Seydoux, Rami Malek, Ralph Fiennes


        In this latest James Bond adventure, Bond (James Bond) (Craig) is retired from the MI6, and his peace is short lived when a old friend from the CIA turns up, leading him up to a mysterious villain (Malek) with dangerous technology. This is supposedly the last Bond film with Daniel Craig as the famous 007 agent, and I think this is a good sendoff for him. Even though it's not as good as Skyfall, but the ending is pretty emotional. Parents, this is a typical PG-13 rated action film. So, expect your typical PG-13 violence. So, I don't think your kids might be interested in this movie. Unless, your teens are really into action films like this, and Marvel. So, You should probably click here, before deciding to whether or not let your teens see it. Overall, I think it's a good movie.


Final Grade:

A+

Monday, October 11, 2021

A Quiet Place

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes

Release Date: April 6, 2018

Director: John Krasinski

Starring: John Krasinski, Emily Blunt

       Following an apocalypse, a family literally lives in absolute silence, in order to survive and hide from monsters with ultra-sensitive hearing. I can remember when I first saw this film in theaters back in 2018, I thought that it was a really intense film, and I still do. I'm writing this review in May of 2021, and I'm doing so in anticipation of A Quiet Place Part II (click here for my review for that movie). Although, A Quiet Place (Part 1) is a good film, but parents, this 2018 horror hit may be a little intense (or scary) for your little ones. So, you probably should keep them away from this film.

Final Grade:

A-


P.S.

You may notice, That I've decided to include my original video review of the film from 2018 below.


Original Video Review from 2018:


Friday, October 8, 2021

The Ring

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 55 minutes

Release Date: October 18, 2002

Director: Gore Verbinski

Starring: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson


     After discovering a mysterious videotape that kills it's viewers after one week of watching it, a young journalist must investigate it before her time is up. This movie, is a good PG-13 horror movie. Although, it's got some scary moments, namely the contents of the videotape, and some creepy faces. Parents, this is obviously a horror film, so you might wanna keep your young kids away from this film.


Final Grade:

A+

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Venom: Let there be Carnage

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes

Director: Andy Serkis

Starring: Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Woody Harrelson, Naomi Harris

   


          In this Sequel to the 2018 hit Venom,  Eddie Brock (Hardy) interviews serial killer Cletus Kasady (Harrelson) who, after a failed execution, becomes the host of the symbiote Carnage. It's a good movie, but incredibly violent. Parents, this is a PG-13 rated film, and I think it's too strong for young kids. I don't know how Sony Pictures, who made this film, escaped the chance of getting a R rating! So please, keep your young kids away from this flick! But if your an adult, and if you've seen and liked the first Venom movie, I think you'll like this one.

 

Final Grade:

B 


Monday, October 4, 2021

When A Stranger Calls

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 27 minutes

Release Date: February 3, 2006

Director: Simon West

Starring: Camilla Belle, Tommy Flanagan


    This Thriller is based on a urban legend known as "The Babysitter and the man upstairs," where a babysitter receives suspicious phone calls. She locks up the house and arms the security system, only to discover that the calls are not where she thinks they're coming from.

    This is a pretty intense movie. It's one of those movies that start off pretty slow, but it picks up as it progresses. I remember back when it first came out, one of my classmates saw it, and he said it was scary. I don't think it's as intense as he probably thought it was, but the I think the most intense part of it was the last 15-20 minutes. Parents, this film might be nightmare-inducing to young kids. So, you probably keep them away from this film as possible.


Final Grade:

B+

Friday, October 1, 2021

Halloween Horror Marathon

 Hey guys, A few months ago I decided to do a Halloween Horror Marathon this year, where every Monday and Friday this month, I review a PG-13 horror movie. DISCLAIMER: I actually wrote these reviews earlier this year, but you obviously won't see them until this month. Here's what I'm reviewing this year:


  1. When A Stranger Calls (2006) Oct 4.
  2. The Ring (2002) Oct. 8
  3. A Quiet Place (2018) Oct. 11
  4. Winchester (2018) Oct. 15
  5. House at the End Of the Street (2012) Oct 18
  6. The Woman In Black (2012) Oct. 22
  7. The Turning (2020) Oct. 25
  8. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) Oct. 29

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