Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 58 minutes
Release Date: December 25, 2020
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Tom Hanks, Helena Zengel
Final Grade:
A+
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Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 58 minutes
Release Date: December 25, 2020
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Tom Hanks, Helena Zengel
Final Grade:
A+
Okay, to conclude my Christmas movie review journey, I've decided to review this half-hour Peanuts TV classic. This short film is about the loveable Charlie Brown, who doesn't understand the true meaning of Christmas, is chosen by his friends to direct their annual Christmas play. Eventually he learns that it means more than just presents, parties, decorations, commercials, etc. He learns, that there's a true meaning to the holiday. Parents, I'm sure watching this film every year is probably a tradition in your family. So, you all know what I'm gonna say: There's family fun for everyone!
Final Grade:
A+
Release Date: November 15, 1954
Runtime: 2 hours
Director: Michael Curtiz
Starring: Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney
A successful song-and-dance team (Crosby and Kaye) were two war buddies that later became buddies, who then fall in love with two sisters. They team up to save a failing inn, that's owned by their former commanding general. People, this is a timeless classic that I think can be enjoyed by the whole family! So gather the whole family together this (or next) holiday season, and watch this film.
Final Grade:
A+
Rated: G
Runtime: 1 hour 32 minutes
Release Date: November 3, 2006
Director: Michael Lembeck
Starring: Tim Allen, Martin Short, Elizabeth Mitchell
Santa, aka Scott Calvin (Allen), is trying to keep his new family happy, while trying to stop Jack Frost (Short) from creating havoc and absolute chaos, and from taking over Christmas! I think this is a nice family-friendly film for the whole family. It's not great but good on it's own terms. Parents, this is a G rated film, so there's obviously family-fun for everyone! So, check it out if you like, or can.
Final Grade:
C+
Rated: G
Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes
Release Date: November 1, 2002
Director: Michael Lembeck
Starring: Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell
After ten years of being Santa, Scott Calvin (Allen) learns that he must find a Mrs. Claus by Christmas Eve, otherwise his tenure as Jolly Old St. Nick will run out! I think this is a worthy sequel to the first film, in fact, I vaguely remember seeing it in theaters, and my dad saying that it was funnier than the first film. Parents, this obviously a G rated Disney film, so there's family-fun for everyone!
Final Grade:
B
Runtime: 1 hour 39 minutes
Release Date: December 18, 2020
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa
Based on the video game by Capcom, a Lieutenant and her soldiers are mysteriously transported to a new world. While there, they battle enormous enemies with incredible powers. I can't believe that I saw another good movie that's being trashed by The Internet because of "too many edits"! This is a movie based on a video game, and Sure fans of it will probably hate it, but i thought it was a good movie. In my opinion, it has the spirit of the movie Stargate a little bit. Parents, there's lots of action, violence, and the creatures in the film may be a little scary-looking for young children, so I advise you to keep your little ones away from this film.
Final Grade:
B+
Rated: PG
Runtime: 1 hour 33 minutes
Director: Bob Clark
Starring: Peter Billingsly, Melinda Dillon, Darren McGavin
When Ralph (Billingsly) tells his mom, teacher, and even santa that he wants a Red Ryder BB gun for christmas, they all tell him that he'll shoot his eye out! But, that didn't stop him from wanting one! I actually saw this movie, not at home, but at a movie theater! Because of COVID-19 forcing studios to hold a lot of new movies off, theaters have been showing some Christmas classics. Films like this one, Elf, White Christmas, and maybe even The Polar Express, I think that doing so is a good idea. A Christmas Story I think is a timeless Classic, that can be seen no matter where, or how! No matter in a theater, or at home. Parents, show this film to your young ones (In a movie theater, or at home), because I think there's (nearly) family-fun for everyone!
Final Grade:
B+
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 38 minutes
Release Date: December 4, 2015
Director: Michael Dougherty
Starring: Toni Collette, Adam Scott
This film is based on a Christmas legend known as Krampus, which is a demonic force of ancient evil intent on punishing those who don't believe in Christmas. As he has been for thousands of years, he comes not to reward, but to punish. he comes not to give, but to take. Krampus is not a Christmas film that I think kids should watch. It's very intense, and there are scenes that may fright young children. The Nightmare before Christmas may take the Christmas movie genre toward the Halloween movie genre, but Krampus takes that to a whole other level. So Parents, I strongly advise you to not show this film to your kids.
Final Grade:
B
Rated: PG
Runtime: 1 hour 16 minutes
Release Date: October 29, 1993
Director: Henry Selick
Featuring Voices of: Danny Elfman, Chris Srandon, Catherine O'Hara
This Christmas-Halloween crossover film is about Jack Skellington, who's the king of Halloween town, discovers Christmas, and decides to bring the holiday to his hometown, not knowing what the consequences would be. Even though I'm reviewing this film during the Christmas season, but I wonder if it should be considered either a Halloween film, or a Christmas film. I mean, it does bring together both holidays together in my opinion, but it does bring Christmas toward the Halloween genre. Parents, this is a ok film to show to your kids, so give it a shot!
Final Grade:
C+
Rated: PG
Runtime: 1 hour 37 minutes
Release Date: November 11, 1994
Director: John Pasquin
Starring: Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson
When Scott Calvin (Allen), a advertising executive becomes Santa Claus, even though he's initially a scrooge, he eventually becomes a true believer in this family-friendly comedy. I have decided (at the last minute) to start reviewing Christmas films this year, and I started with this one. I think this movie, is a good, enjoyable comedy for the whole family! Parents, show this film to your little ones if you haven't already! There's family-fun for everyone!
Final Grade:
A-
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Runtime: 1 hour 36 minutes
Release Date: October 30, 2020
Director: Jacob Chase
Starring: Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs, John Gallagher Jr.
In this intense PG-13 horror flick, a monster named Larry decides to manifest itself through technology. Mainly devices like Smartphones, and tablets. And decides, that it wants to become friends with a non-verbal autistic kid. The best way to describe this film, is that it's basically a horror version of E.T.. I watched a video review of this film, and that's pretty much how the person reviewing it describes it, and I agree with him.
Parents, this is the most intense movie, that I've seen in a theater since A Quiet Place. It is a good movie but, I strongly encourage to keep your children (even if they're autistic) away from this flick. There are some really intense scenes, that might want them to stay away from mobile devices. Horror fans, if your brave enough to return to the movies during this pandemic, go see this film. It's a good one, and it'll probably be something that I'll rent from Redbox when it comes out on Blu-Ray.
Final Grade:
B+
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