Thursday, November 7, 2024

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

 Rated: PG

 Release Date: November 8, 2024 

 Director: Dallas Jenkins

 Starring: Judy Greer, Pete Holmes, Lauren Graham



    This wonderful movie is about a woman in charge of the annual Christmas Pageant at her church, and she recruits six of the worst kids in town, and finds it hard to keep them from disrupting the big event! This is a wonderful family movie about Not giving up, and I believe that there is a message about worst enemies becoming best friends. Parents, take the family to it! I believe there's family-fun for everyone!


Final Grade:

A+

Friday, October 25, 2024

Venom: The Last Dance

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 49 minutes

Release Date: October 25, 2024

Director: Kelly Marcel

Starring: Tom Hardy, Chiwetel Ejifor, Juno Temple


    In this third and Final installment of the Venom trilogy, Eddie Brock (Hardy) and Venom are on the run. As circumstances tighten, they're compelled tough decision the could bring an end to their partnership. This film, marks the end of Eddie's and Venom's adventures, and if you plan on seeing this film, I'd say the ending is a little on the emotional side. Also I must warn you, that if you've seen or read any other reviews on this film, and they say that it's the best movie in the trilogy, the people who did those reviews....ARE LIARS!

    This movie is NOT a very good movie! It took me a long time to be fully immersed into the story and Parents, I must strictly warn you that if plan on taking your kids to this movie, Please Please PLEASE click here, before making that decision! The film is pretty violent, and there is a quite a bit of foul language. Also, despite the fact that the film is PG-13, but I did hear a character say something that sounded suspiciously like the M-F bomb.


Final Grade:

D+

The lowest Grade I have ever given a movie this year!

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

The Wild Robot

 Rated: PG

 Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes

 Release Date: September 25, 2024

 Director: Chris Sanders

 Featuring the voices of: Lupita Nyong'o, Pedro Pascal, Kit Connor


    This animated adventure is about a robot named Roz, who is stranded on a uninhabited island. While there, she bonds with the animals and cares for an orphaned baby goose. This movie, is a good movie. Even though I'm not a parent, but I think there's a hidden message about parenting, and the ending is good too. Parents, take your kids to this one! I think it's a film the whole family can enjoy! I think it could be one of the years best films.

Final Grade:

A+

Saturday, September 21, 2024

Transformers One

 Rated: PG

 Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes

 Release Date: September 20, 2024

 Director: Josh Cooley

 Featuring the voices of: Chris Hemsworth, Brian Tyree Henry, Scarlett Johannson


    This animated feature is about the origin story of Optimus Prime, and Megatron, who are now sworn enemies, that started off as best friends that bonded like brothers who changed the fate of Cybertron forever.

   This movie, I believe is one of the best transformers movies in recent years. Parents, if you want your children to become transformers fans, May I recommend you start with this one. Although, I wanna warn you that there might be some stuff that only Adults might get. But if your looking for something to see with your family this weekend, this one might be a good choice.


Final Grade:

A-

    

Monday, September 9, 2024

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes

Release Date: September 6, 2024

Director: Tim Burton

Starring: Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Justin Theroux, Catherine O'Hara, Willem Dafoe, Jenna Ortega


    In this highly anticipated sequel to the 1988 classic Beetlejuice, The Deetz family return home to Winter River after a family tragedy. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's (Ryder) life is turned upside down when her daughter Astrid (Ortega) accidentally opens a portal to the afterlife. With trouble brewing in both realms, it's only a matter of time before somebody summons Beetlejuice by saying his name three times, to unleash his very own brand of mayhem.


    This movie is not a bad movie, Nor is it a bad on either.
I'd say it's mediocre. Although if your a fan of the original, you'll probably like this one. Parents, I'd keep your little kids away from this film, but if you wanna let your teen see it, I'd click here first. 


Final Grade:

C+

Monday, September 2, 2024

AfrAId


 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 25 minutes

Release Date: August 30, 2024

Director: Chris Weitz

Starring: John Cho, Katherine Waterston


    Curtis (Cho) and his family are selected to test a new digital assistant named AIA, who learns their behaviors, and makes sure that nothing, and no one, gets in their way. I thought it was a ok, mediocre movie. Not as intense as other PG-13 horror films, but there are some jump scares in it. Parents, I'd keep your little ones away from this film, but if your teens wanna see it, I'd advise you to click here before letting them.


Final Grade:

B

Monday, August 12, 2024

It Ends with Us

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours 10 minutes

Release Date: August 9, 2024

Director: Justin Baldoni

Starring: Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Jenny Slate


    Based on the novel of the same name, It Ends with Us about Lily Bloom (Lively), a florist who overcomes a traumatic childhood to embark on a new life. She meets Ryle Kincaid (Baldoni), a neurosurgeon and sparks a connection with him. But, she begins to see sides of him that remind her of her parents relationship.


    This movie, is a good movie. I found a hidden message towards the end about forgiveness, and I think that's a good message even for a movie like this. WARNING: there are some scenes in this film that may trigger some bad memories for you so, I just wanna warn you about that. Parents, I don't think your little kids may be interested in this film, but your teens might.


Final Grade:

A+

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Harold and the Purple Crayon


Rated: PG

Runtime: 1 hour 32 minutes

Release Date: August 2nd, 2024

Director: Carlos Saldana

Starring: Zachary Levi, Zooey Deschanel

 This movie is about an adventurous man named Harold, who can make anything come to life simply by drawing it with his purple crayon. After he grows up and draws himself into the real world, he finds himself having to learn a lot about real life.

    This movie, isn't a bad movie. I think it's just a typical, generic live-action family movie that may, or may not be of any interest except for small kids. Although they may, or may not like it that much but parents, if they want to see this movie, go ahead and take them.

Final Grade:
C+

Saturday, August 3, 2024

Trap



 Rated: PG-13

 Runtime: 1 hour 45 minutes

 Release Date: August 2, 2024

 Director: M. Night Shyamalan

 Starring: Josh Hartnett, Hayley Mills, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donoghue


    When a father (Hartnett) takes his daughter to a concert, he realizes that the concert is a trap that was set by the authorities who are looking for a serial killer known as "The Butcher."

     This movie, is good. Although I must warn you, that the ending is VERY intense. I think it pushes the boundaries between PG-13 and R. So Parents, DO NOT take your kids to this film! Especially your young ones! It may frighten them a little. To the general audience, if your a fan of M. Night Shyamalan (the director of the film), you might like it.


Final Grade:

B-

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Twisters


 Rated: PG-13

 Runtime: 2 hours 2 minutes

 Release Date: July 19, 2024

 Director: Lee Isaac Chung

 Starring: Glen Powell, Daisy Edgar-Jones, Anthomy Ramos


    A Tornado Obsessed Youtuber, teams up with a former storm chaser as Stom Season intensifies, and encounter the windstorm of their dreams, and nightmares in this sequel to the 1996 blockbuster movie Twister. The pair and their competing teams find themselves squarely in the paths of Mutiple storm systems converging over central Oklahoma. 

This movie, is a WILDLY good movie! Unfortunately, I found little to no reference to it's 1996 predecessor. But it is however, 2 hours of my life that FLEW BY! If your a fan of the original movie, I think you'll like this one. Parents, despite the fact that I found very little cursing, I think the tornadoes might frighten your little ones. But I think your teens will do just fine.


Final Grade:

A

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Fly Me to the Moon


 Rated: PG-13

 Runtime: 2 hours 12 minutes

 Director: Greg Berlanti

 Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Woody Harrelson


    This film is about a marketing maven named Kelly Jones (Johansson), who wreaks havoc on launch director Cole Davis's (Tatum) already difficult task, and when the White House deems the mission too important to fail, the countdown truly begins.

    This movie, is a good movie with a message. Which is Never Tell a Lie. If your into Sci-Fi movies, or if your an older folk that remembers when Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon, then you'll probably enjoy this film. Parents, if you wanna take your teens to this film, you might wanna click here to check the parents guide on IMDB before going.


Final Grade:

B+

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