Monday, October 11, 2021

A Quiet Place

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes

Release Date: April 6, 2018

Director: John Krasinski

Starring: John Krasinski, Emily Blunt

       Following an apocalypse, a family literally lives in absolute silence, in order to survive and hide from monsters with ultra-sensitive hearing. I can remember when I first saw this film in theaters back in 2018, I thought that it was a really intense film, and I still do. I'm writing this review in May of 2021, and I'm doing so in anticipation of A Quiet Place Part II (click here for my review for that movie). Although, A Quiet Place (Part 1) is a good film, but parents, this 2018 horror hit may be a little intense (or scary) for your little ones. So, you probably should keep them away from this film.

Final Grade:

A-


P.S.

You may notice, That I've decided to include my original video review of the film from 2018 below.


Original Video Review from 2018:


Friday, October 8, 2021

The Ring

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 55 minutes

Release Date: October 18, 2002

Director: Gore Verbinski

Starring: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson


     After discovering a mysterious videotape that kills it's viewers after one week of watching it, a young journalist must investigate it before her time is up. This movie, is a good PG-13 horror movie. Although, it's got some scary moments, namely the contents of the videotape, and some creepy faces. Parents, this is obviously a horror film, so you might wanna keep your young kids away from this film.


Final Grade:

A+

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Venom: Let there be Carnage

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes

Director: Andy Serkis

Starring: Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Woody Harrelson, Naomi Harris

   


          In this Sequel to the 2018 hit Venom,  Eddie Brock (Hardy) interviews serial killer Cletus Kasady (Harrelson) who, after a failed execution, becomes the host of the symbiote Carnage. It's a good movie, but incredibly violent. Parents, this is a PG-13 rated film, and I think it's too strong for young kids. I don't know how Sony Pictures, who made this film, escaped the chance of getting a R rating! So please, keep your young kids away from this flick! But if your an adult, and if you've seen and liked the first Venom movie, I think you'll like this one.

 

Final Grade:

B 


Monday, October 4, 2021

When A Stranger Calls

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 27 minutes

Release Date: February 3, 2006

Director: Simon West

Starring: Camilla Belle, Tommy Flanagan


    This Thriller is based on a urban legend known as "The Babysitter and the man upstairs," where a babysitter receives suspicious phone calls. She locks up the house and arms the security system, only to discover that the calls are not where she thinks they're coming from.

    This is a pretty intense movie. It's one of those movies that start off pretty slow, but it picks up as it progresses. I remember back when it first came out, one of my classmates saw it, and he said it was scary. I don't think it's as intense as he probably thought it was, but the I think the most intense part of it was the last 15-20 minutes. Parents, this film might be nightmare-inducing to young kids. So, you probably keep them away from this film as possible.


Final Grade:

B+

Friday, October 1, 2021

Halloween Horror Marathon

 Hey guys, A few months ago I decided to do a Halloween Horror Marathon this year, where every Monday and Friday this month, I review a PG-13 horror movie. DISCLAIMER: I actually wrote these reviews earlier this year, but you obviously won't see them until this month. Here's what I'm reviewing this year:


  1. When A Stranger Calls (2006) Oct 4.
  2. The Ring (2002) Oct. 8
  3. A Quiet Place (2018) Oct. 11
  4. Winchester (2018) Oct. 15
  5. House at the End Of the Street (2012) Oct 18
  6. The Woman In Black (2012) Oct. 22
  7. The Turning (2020) Oct. 25
  8. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) Oct. 29

Monday, September 27, 2021

Dear Evan Hansen

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours, 17 minutes

Release Date: September 24, 2021

Director: Stephen Chbosky

Starring: Ben Platt, Kaitlyn Dever, Amy Adams, Julianne Moore


     This adaptation of the Broadway Musical Dear Evan Hansen,  is about a high school senior with Social Anxiety disorder named Evan Hansen (Platt), who goes through a journey of self-discovery and acceptance following the suicide of his fellow classmate Connor Murphy. This Movie, is a good movie. I think it's better than the movie In the Heights, which is also a Broadway-to-film adaptation, and I think I'll get the blu-ray when it comes out. it deals with Social Anxiety, suicide, and death I think, in a way that I think is the the best way that they're dealt with in the movies that I've seen in probably ever! Parents, I think they could've cut just a little bit of stuff out of this movie in order to get it down to a PG. It may not be for your little ones, but your teens might be ok with it. Click here, to go to the Parents Guide on IMDB, to decide to whether or not to take your kids to this film.


Final Grade:

A+

Monday, September 20, 2021

Cry Macho

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime:

Release Date: September 17, 2021

Directed By and Starring: Clint Eastwood


     Based on the novel of the same name, Clint Eastwood Stars as a one-time rodeo star and washed-up horse breeder who, in 1978, takes a job from a ex-boss to bring the man's young son home and away from his alcoholic mom. During the journey, the unlikely pair faces unexpecting challenges, the world-weary horseman may find his own sense of redemption through teaching the boy what it means to be a good man.


      I thought it was a good movie, and I'll definitely rent this one when it comes out on Blu-Ray. I think this film is aimed toward the Senior-Age Demographic So Parents, I don't think this movie is gonna be of any interest to small kids. But Teens, they might like it a little bit, but probably not very much. And, there's also a little bit of foul language in it. So, parents I'd keep your young ones away from this film, but grandparents might like it.


Final Grade:

A+


Out of theater reaction



Monday, September 6, 2021

Shang-Chi and the legend of the ten rings

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours 12 minutes

Release Date: September 3, 2021

Director: Destin Daniel Cretton

Starring: Simu Liu, Awkwafina


     Shang-Chi, the master of unarmed weaponry based Kung Fu, is forced to confront his past after being drawn into the Ten Rings organization. This movie, is a great movie. I think your gonna have a really good time at the movies with this one. It's enjoyable, full of
action, the visuals are really good, and overall, it's a really good film. Parents, click here in order to decide to take your young ones to this film. 


Final Grade:

A+

Monday, August 30, 2021

Paw Patrol: The Movie

 Rated: G

Runtime: 1 hour 26 minutes

Release Date: August 20, 2021

Director: Cal Brunker

Featuring The Voices of: Tyler Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Kim Kardashian


     Based on the cartoon show Paw Patrol, Ryder and everyone's favorite heroic pups kick into high gear to stop the mayor of a nearby city from wreaking havoc! While one of the pups must face his past in that city, the team finds help from the savvy dachshund liberty. Together, armed with exciting new gadgets and gear, the PAW patrol fight to save the city, and stop their mayor from destroying the bustling metropolis! 


   I thought this movie was good, and I enjoyed the picture. It's a good, fun, family-friendly movie. It does, however, does dive into the topic of PTSD a little bit, so for those of you who are veterans, or anyone else that deals with the disorder, there's the warning. Parents, this is obviously a family movie, so aside from the PTSD, there's family-fun for everyone! If you haven't already, take the whole family (including the kids of course) to see it in a theater, and not on streaming!


Final Grade:

A+

Monday, August 23, 2021

Free Guy


Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 55 minutes

Release Date: August 13, 2021

Director: Shawn Levy

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Jodie Comer, and Taika Waititi


    This film is set in a video game called Free City, and it's about a bank teller (Reynolds), who discovers he's a Non Player Character, and the makers of that game have a huge secret. I thought that this was a pretty good movie, and I think your gonna have a pretty good time at the movies. Parents, this is a PG-13 rated film and believe it or not, when I first heard about this movie, I thought it was gonna be rated PG. But, the language in the film is apparently too strong for PG. So, I'd click here, and then determine to whether or not let your kids see this film. So other than that, it's a pretty good film.

Final Grade:
A+

Monday, August 2, 2021

Jungle Cruise

 Rated: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hours 7 minutes

Release Date: July 30, 2021

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt


      This latest flick that's based on a Disneyland attraction, is about an adventurer named Lily Houghton (Blunt) who goes on adventure through the jungle with a "Skipper" named Frank Wolff (Johnson), and they encounter dangerous animals and reptiles, but with a supernatural element. This movie, is a fun, enjoyable movie. It certainly has the spirit of movies like Indiana Jones, and The Mummy from 1999. Parents, this is a PG-13 Rated Disney Film, even though it has the Disney title on it, I'd be cautious about taking your little kids to this film. So, I'd click here if i were you,
and check the Parents Guide on IMDB before taking your kids. OR, before letting them watch it on Disney Plus. Otherwise, it's a fairly good movie.


Final Grade:

B+

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