Friday, August 24, 2018

Slender Man

Rated: PG-13
Release Date: August 10, 2018
Runtime: 1 hour 33 minutes
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Joey King, Julia Goldani Teiles, Jaz Sinclair

     I don't understand why most people hate this PG-13 horror flick that about four girls who summon the fictional character, The Slender Man. And then, one of them mysteriously vanishes. Again, I don't understand why! It's very intense, especially towards the ending. Parents, if you have children under the age of 13, DO NOT take them to this movie! It might be too scary for them! If you have teenagers, they might be bored by it. Again, I don't understand why most people are absolutely trashing this suspenseful flick!


Final Grade:
C+



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Friday, August 10, 2018

The Meg

Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 1 hour 53 minutes
Release Date: August 10, 2018
Director: Jon Turteltaub
Starring: Jason Statham, Rainn Wilson, Bingbing Li

      In this Jaws remake wannabe, Jonas Taylor (Statham) confronts his fear of sharks to save people that were trapped in a sunken submarine. Besides that, there are actually multiple plots in this film, none which I'll spoil, but if you want to know them, then you might wanna sacrifice the time and money this weekend, and go see it. I thought it was ok, the effects were kind of cheap and cheesy. Like I said, if you wanna sacrifice the time and money to see this movie this weekend, go ahead. WARNING: it may be too intense for younger children.




Final Grade:
B



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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Christopher Robin

Rated: PG
Runtime: 1 hour, 44 minutes
Release Date: August 3, 2018
Director: Marc Forster
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell

     This movie is about the beloved Winnie the Pooh character Christopher Robin, who has to leave the hundred-acre wood to go to school, and leave pooh, and the rest of the gang. Years later, now grown up, he's now a working-class family man, he reunites with pooh, who helps him rediscover the joys of life. This is a wonderful movie, I liked it a lot. If you like tender, heart-warming stories like this, go check it out!


Final Grade:
A


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M3GAN 2.0

  Rated: PG-13  Runtime: 2 hours  Release Date: June 27, 2025  Director: Gerard Johnstone  Starring: Allison Williams, Jemaine Clement, Viol...